An ongoing list of things we really shouldn't be doing (but secretly wish we could anyway).
Please submit your own rules, and maybe we can all become polite members of society together (someday...).
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Aboard the Enterprise
Fuzzy dice are not permitted on the bridge.
*Even if Captain Kirk thinks it’s funny.
In the Evil League of Evil
I will not use the Freeze Ray to get away with drawing on people’s faces.
At Hogwarts
I will not randomly declare “Naked Time” and proceed to disrobe.
*Even if Dumbledore would join me.
*Especially if Dumbledore would join me.
On the Hellmouth
‘Evil Willow’ is not to be compared to Lord Voldemort. She’s much prettier, thank you very much.
Aboard the Enterprise
Captain Kirk’s job description is not “Cap aliens and tap hos.”
*Even if it accurately describes his actions.
*Even if it makes him laugh.
On the Hellmouth
I will not yell “Avada Kedavra” when attacking anything.
At Hogwarts
There is no “Magic School bus” related to Hogwarts.
In the Evil League of Evil
I will stop asking Captain Hammer where his brown coat is. He has never owned a brown coat.
Aboard the Enterprise
Only Chekhov still finds my “in Russia” jokes funny.
On the Hellmouth
I will not attempt to convince a drunk Dawn to go dimension hopping with me.
At Hogwarts
Only Harry Potter likes Squirt, so I will not keep telling the house-elves to serve it with every meal.
On the Titanic
I will not walk around singing “I’m on a Boat.”
In the Evil League of Evil
Nobody wants me in the Henchmen’s union. I should stop asking Moist about the benefits.
On the Hellmouth
Speaking Latin is prohibited in front of the books.
Aboard the Enterprise
I am not a “leaf on the wind.”
*Nor is Sulu
*What does that mean anyway?
